A string for all seasons

Many years ago now, I conceived of the decorative outdoor light string that would be the envy of harried hubbies everywhere.
You’d only need to hang the lights once, and you could keep them up year-round.
How’s that? A simple switch allows you to change which colors the lights shine:

Christmas? Green and red, or white

Valentine’s Day? Red, of course.

St. Patty’s? Green, of course.

Easter? Purple.

Mem Day and July 4th? Red, white, and blue.

Halloween? Orange and purple.

Repeat …

What would I call this product?
“Color me done!”

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