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They say you can’t take it with you …

-- The Latest Posts! -- True but Strange

OK, why was ISIS targeting the period of Ramadan to call for an onslaught of slaughter?

-- The Latest Posts! -- True but Strange

To the guest who wouldn’t stop yakking –
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable …”

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A man among men?!

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Pen + Pain =

-- The Latest Posts! -- Pun-ishment

Those automated calls, texts, and emails about your Verizon bill the second it becomes due …

-- The Latest Posts! -- New-phemisms

How many times you’ve heard something might not count …

-- The Latest Posts! -- Pith Stop

I can’t actually write quips at will –

-- The Latest Posts! -- aWay with Words

Disguises for your vehicle:

-- The Latest Posts! -- Invention Intentions New-phemisms

Recent divorcée:

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