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Dano the Mano

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[Actual conversation with car dealership service dept.] -Service person: OK, we have you booked for Monday at 11-ish. -Me: Ish? -Service person: Yeah, we’d rather not have people stressing if they’re 15 minutes late.

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Secrets of life, first lesson:

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The proper rejoinder when anyone says, “I’m good”:

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If you watch an episode of a show on Netflix and you don’t do anything when the episode ends, it goes right on and plays the next episode. What’s that called?

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Upon a text alert coming in from his wife:

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I am one of a shrinking minority of people who know that a serial comma …

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They say you can’t take it with you …

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OK, why was ISIS targeting the period of Ramadan to call for an onslaught of slaughter?

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To the guest who wouldn’t stop yakking –
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable …”

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