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If you watch an episode of a show on Netflix and you don’t do anything when the episode ends, it goes right on and plays the next episode. What’s that called?

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Upon a text alert coming in from his wife:

-- The Latest Posts! -- aWay with Words

I am one of a shrinking minority of people who know that a serial comma …

-- The Latest Posts! -- True but Strange

They say you can’t take it with you …

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OK, why was ISIS targeting the period of Ramadan to call for an onslaught of slaughter?

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To the guest who wouldn’t stop yakking –
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable …”

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A man among men?!

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Pen + Pain =

-- The Latest Posts! -- Pun-ishment

Those automated calls, texts, and emails about your Verizon bill the second it becomes due …

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How many times you’ve heard something might not count …

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