Quotes by Quips

To the guest who wouldn’t stop yakking –
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable …”

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A man among men?!

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Re complying with editorial conventions DBA “standards”:

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Some people aspire to be captains of industry.

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It’s better to be a monkey’s uncle …

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Better a low-level clerk …

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Snappy statement when you’ve discovered no one else in the room is old enough to get your reference:

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The artist had become the world’s foremost minimalist …

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My mom would kill me if she caught me doing that, …

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