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Those automated calls, texts, and emails about your Verizon bill the second it becomes due …

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Disguises for your vehicle:

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Physical therapy practice for dogs

Question: What is “Unscheduled docking maneuver”?

Propaganda:

Length of time you can smell a fart after it’s been issued

Declaration of Independence devolved

Having sex with seriously overweight people